Southern Alamance High School at 631 Southern High School Road, Graham, North Carolina.

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Thank God Ima Country Boy - John Denver [Parody]

(Audience begins with a cheer and a melody produced by clapping)
(Enter Denver - Vocal)

Well life in Ag. is kinda laid back
Ain't much an old Graham boy like me can't hack
Hop in my truck load the hatchback
Thank God Ima Southern boy

Well the shootin team can't hit worth a charm
Raisin me some chickens - might'a'well be a farm
My days are filled with dip -it'll do'ya a good harm
Thank God Ima Southern boy

Well I got me a cowgirl got me a mech. mod
When I snap my streaks I look like a god
Life in Graham ain't nothin' without a Quad [bike]
Thank God Ima Southern boy

(Enter musicians. Emphasizing the accent of a fiddle; the tune/sound resembles either a Mendini or a Cecilo, and an acoustic guitar)

When school lets out and the sun's settlin' low
I hop on the tractor and I set out to mow
Before I do, FaceTime my ex-ho
Thank God Ima Southern boy

I'd own myself a gun store if I could
I'm a Graham boy I ain't part of no hood
Money for a Duramax? Definitely would
Thank God Ima Southern boy

Well I got me a cowgirl got me a mech. mod
When I snap my streaks I look like a god
Life in Graham ain't nothin' without a Quad [bike]
Thank God Ima Southern boy

Who-hoo!
(Guitar and Fiddle Solo)

Wouldn't trade my Jeep for a silly ol' Bimmer
She got a pretty little lift and her rims made to glimmer
Her light bar makes your Honda seem a bit dimmer
Thank God Ima Southern boy

Fill me some Daniel's ain't none of that Lean!
Workin' at Wendy's make a little bit of green
Get my paycheck and spend it to my queen
Thank God Ima Southern boy

Well I got me a cowgirl got me a mech. mod
When I snap my streaks I look like a god
Life in Graham ain't nothin' without a Quad [bike]

THANK GOD YOU'RE SOUTHERN BOY-Y!!!!!!

(Fiddle continues to profusely play in concordance with the audience as they produce a melody of clapping)
(Song ends - audience cheers)